When you feel like getting it on, sometimes PornHub just doesn’t do the job. You need to get it in, bro. However, it’s not particularly easy to get laid on any given night.
You could go to a bar or hit someone up who’s already in your contacts, or you could do what the rest of modern society does and find someone to hookup with on a dating app. This way you don’t have to leave the comfort of your own couch to find someone to bang. You don’t even need to get dressed up (though I hope you at least try when you eventually go to meet your dating-app match in person).
Here are the 5 location-based dating apps that you need to download if you want to get laid tonight!
If you don’t have this downloaded on your phone, then it’s no wonder you’re not getting laid right now.
Tinder is the undisputed king of location-based dating apps. Whether you like the app or not, it’s expected that every single person probably has it downloaded on their phone.
The best way to use tinder to your advantage is to swipe right on as many people as you feel comfortable with swiping on (you might need to lower your standards a few numbers if you’re planning on getting the deed done tonight) and doing the dirty work that is sending the first message.
Because anyone who’s ever used tinder knows that you’re not getting a message back unless you message first.
This app was meant to solve a few problems that arose during the app-based dating boom. They wanted to give the woman the first move – which was often robbed from women due to men thinking their one-liners were hilarious and also in part due to traditional dating conventions.
The secret to success on Bumble is numbers. Since you – as the male – can’t make the first move, swipe right on as many girls as possible and hope that one is online!
Plus if you’re ever looking for a job or a best buddy, Bumble isn’t just for dating anymore and has friend/job finding features.
If you’ve ever happened across this app (ha!), the concept is pretty intriguing! While volume isn’t going to be the name of the game on Happn, the matches that the app delivers you with are bound to be people within hook up distance since the app matches you with people you’ve crossed paths with throughout your day!
While this seems creepy, it solves the location problem and you’re more likely to be able to physically meet up with this person with short notice.
Other notable sex apps:
Looking for something freakier than your run-of-the-mill one-night-stand?
Feeld is the dating app for “open-minded singles and couples”. The site leaves the phrase open-minded undefined, so it’s up to the users to decide what that means!
You’re likely to find a couple looking for a threesome or someone into fetish on this site! So, if you’re looking to walk on the wild side this is the app for you!
5. Grindr (Warning: GAY )
Hey, I don’t know your preference! If you’re looking for some m/m action, you need Grindr. I promise you could probably get laid within the hour with this app. Men are horny AF.